woman driver
scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver’s score
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
total 110 pts.
will the insurance company be informed? h-ll no
what happens when she runs out of bread for making sandwiches and the man isn’t around to keep her under control, very dangerous, remain at least 3 lanes away
second only in sh-tty driving to the chinese
sh-t! it’s a woman driver avoid her, that b-tch had better be on the way to the grocery store or back to the kitchen
an oxymoron and the reason i was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. when you see one on the road, treat it like it’s radioactive.
friend: hey man where’s your ride?
me: “got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone.”
friend: “man thats fubar.”
me: “yup. and yet i pay more for insurance simply because i have a p-n-s.”
~a driving condition that stays with most women for their whole life.
~symptoms include at least 10 scary personal experiences while driving per day, most pointless reasons to get distracted, thinking your a better driver than you are even though everyone thoroughly disagrees, doing a 5 point turn just to pull into a mildly packed parking lot just to make you look like a good driver, trying to do makeup while operating a very heavy hunk of metal going 60mph down a road, ect.
~you know who you are.
~this does not apply to all women!!
man 1:”why is that car going all over the road when the driving conditions are perfect?”
man2:” oh it’s just a woman driver… most likely someone who sounds like kyla”
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