woman inches
a woman’s estimate of p-n-s length, that is usually a couple inches larger than the p-n-s actually is. most likely due to the fact that they view them from a different angle, are gauging by eye and the phenomenon known as “man inches”
if a d-ck’s 5 inches, it’s “like, totally 6 or 7”
if a d-ck’s 6 inches, it’s “like, totally, 7 or 8”
if a d-ck’s 8+ inches, it’s “huge, like 11 inches or something”
girl 1: “omg, i just f-ckde a guy with, like, a 12 inch d-ck.”
girl 2: “you know 12 inches past the 100th percentile, right? i highly doubt that his d-ck was that big. you we’re probably measuring in woman inches”
girl 1: “nah, it was totally 12 inches, he even said so.”
girl 2: “you do realise that most p-rn d-cks are only 7-9 inches, don’t you? trust me, you’d probably be crying/unable to walk right now if it actually was 12 inches”
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