Woman Schizophrenia
schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. when one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking
person one: “have you seen that uncle ben’s bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? it showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!”
person two: “yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her cr-ppy microwave rice”
person one: “that woman must have had woman schizophrenia”
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