womanicorn
the female version of a manicorn.
a woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
p-ssionate, but not sl-tty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc… etc… etc…
basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for “the one”.
jill: “you just haven’t found the right girl yet”
jack: “he’s not looking to settle down…”
joe: “well, only if i find a womanicorn!”
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