Womansplaining
the tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.
man a: when he started womansplaining to me what it really meant to be a man in the 21st century, i got up and left.
man b: really, what else could you do?
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- long time coming
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the quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. generally used in a negative sense. the other day, julia and i had such a longversation. i thought i could never leave!
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