womb broom

a particularly thick, wiry moustache.
that b-tch gave him crabs in his womb broom!
small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin
my man’s womb broom gave me a rash, so i naired it in his sleep
a man’s mustache.
tug’s womb broom always tickles my fancy when he’s down south.
a mustache
i ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!
when i was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heteros-xual male to have a womb broom, for t-tillating the cl-ts of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. i suspect that some did neither.
as related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle’s state standing at the altar: “your uncle had this stiff long hair – she didn’t say, womb broom – growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering,” and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and i interjected, “like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey.”
small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
the ladies love my womb broom
the male s-xual organ when used to in/out a p-ssy which is suspected of a enduring long inactive spell.
“i swept out that old b-tches cobwebs with my womb broom”, said joe

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