Womber

the expulsion of internal g-sses via the -n-s and v-g-n- contemporaneously. a fart plus a queef expelled in unison resulting in a terrible stench worse than any fart or queef alone.

generally requires the wombing female to have recently ingested a chili filled bread bowl and cheap alcohol within weeks of frequent unprotected v-g-n-l intercourse with unhygienic/unemployed s-xual partners whose s-m-n was left to decompose within her ample v-g-n-.

the smell is so foul that it is presumed to incubate deep within the body, hence the root word ‘womb’.

although most frequently used as a noun (i.e. a womber), may also be used as a verb (i.e. “she has been wombing all night.”)
that girl at gen con just dropped a womber so foul that we all almost vomited.

did someone just burn a pile of rotting skunk fetuses? no, the woman in the bon jovi t-shirt eating a taco just released a womber.
a fart/queef combo so vile, it can only have originated from the deepest bowels of a woman’s uterus. it combines the smells -ssociated with a regular fart — one that begins in the colon and slides past some poo to eventually exit the -n-s — with whatever g-sses are generated inside a woman’s menstruating womb. these two mixtures are expelled at the same time and the meet in the world to form a very unhappy union. wombers smell bad.
ann marie, was that you? next time you’re going to drop a womber like that, let me know so i can get my hazmat suit.
verb. to walk around drunk or high, looking like a r-t-rd.
karl: dude, where’s john?
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mason: i don’t know man, probably wombering back home after that party.
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karl: lmao he always zooted after parties.
a word for a friends that u love but he/she does not know it yet
my friend is my womber
n. woman
those f-cking wombers are b-tching again.