women and children
chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.
waitress – “you ready to order?”
customer – “yes please, i’ll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no b-tter, a side of fruit and an o.j. oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?”
waitress – “comin right up honey.”
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