women points
(not to be confused with man points):
n.b.: this concept may have come from john gray’s men are from mars, women are from venus.
‘points’ that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
husband: lily, dinner is ready
lily: lol, that’s an improvement, dinner was actually ready before i came home from work. so lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points… for a total, of let’s see (starts counting)…25 this week.
husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. let’s see if i can get more next week.
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