wompus noodle
a wompus noodle
(/wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
a chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a ‘noodle floaty’, in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. as the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible flatulence. the drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete wompus noodle.
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