Wonder Moose


(n.) a fictional moose twins dream about having s-x with

(v.) the act of twins fondling one another’s genitals while both partners fantasize about moose
hey, this kid i know loves wonder mooses. him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses

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