wonderkiss
the kiss goodnight your mom gives you right after she gave dad a bl-w j-b. it’s named a wonderkiss because now after you read this, you’ll always wonder if this happened to you at some time in your life…
“ever wonder why mom’s breath got funky in the evening? that’d be the wonderkiss”
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