wongle
to wongle is to rub the erect p-n-s up and down your sleeping girlfriend/wifes -ss crack to try and wake them up for s-x. (you all know what i’m talking about!)
i was h-rny as f-ck when i got in from the pub last night. i got into to bed and wongled the wife. she didn’t wake up so i whacked one off and went to sleep!
also known as a julia. it means smelly yet loveable.
but other than than, the word wongle is undefineable. shame on you for looking up such a ridiculous word.
“i met wongle on ‘fresh yesterday, i thought she was smelly yet rather loveable.”
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