Wongtonged


the celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while living it up. an utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

a “wongtonged” weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading gl-sses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. – then doing it all over again.
random guy: hey.
cara: come with me, lets take shots !
random guy: another night living the wongtonged dream .

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