WONI
acronym that stands for “weekend of no inhibitions”. woni is a state-of-mind one must undertake during extremely fun “friend only” weekends (note: if significant others are involved then achieving the appropriate state-of-mind is virtually impossible). pr-nounced as follows – wah-nee.
“woni” can also be used to describe an extremely entertaining all-weekend event or a person’s particularly fun behavior at said event.
entertaining all-weekend event
guy 1: this bachelor party is gonna be awesome. we are gonna drink a ridiculous amount of booze, dominate the blackjack tables and make it rain at the t-tters.
guy 2: no doubt. this weekend is gonna be woni.
person’s behavior at event
guy 1: did you see tommy take three shots of tequila and then make out with some random girl, all while getting a lap dance from some russian stripper?
guy 2: yeah, that was so woni.
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