Wonka Wanker
1. condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. a mans p-n-s that regularly tastes unusual.
3. someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a s-xually desperate douche-bag.
4. a person who has s-xual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. susie went to pick up some wonka w-nkers for tom
2. “i would love to blow dave, i hear he’s got a wonka w-nker.”
3. “g-d, he’s such a wonka w-nker.”
4. “w-lly wonka kicked violet boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn’t, but because she was a wonka w-nker.
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