wonky pirate
the act where a male -j-c-l-t-s in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.
she said i don’t swollow, so i wonky pirated the b-tch.
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