wonky toad


when someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about b-llb-gs and dribbling on ladies.
the anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. he then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

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