Wood Nymph
a midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having s-x a lot, and is made out of wood.
d-mn it was crazy. i thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having s-x while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because i was watching the action from afar.
a s-xy and playfull womanlike creature with fairylike wings, that frolics and plays deep in magical forests. so basically a s-xy and playfull girl friend.
my girlfriend out of the blue hit me and said, “tag your it,” and ran off around the corner giggleing.
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