wood tick


one who is very low on the social and economic scale. often found in small northern michigan towns. a regional equivalent to low life.
her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.
social standing; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of saginaw mi. for more than 2 years.a person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady’s grandam. one who;goes to walmart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it’s free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.
terryzz used to be a business man when he lived “downstate”, now he’s happy to be a woodtick. he’s gonna get a job tomorrow.

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