Woodberry Forest
woodberry forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the united states. the guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes woodberry guys do. these pathetic individual are called ehs students, aka geeks, ugly -ss boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by woodberry practically every year) woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team’s girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumb-ss every day.
ehs girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from ehs?
ash: h-ll no, he was a f-cking idiot in bed, couldn’t even find the right hole. i chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. they’re soooo f-ckin boss.
ehs girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?
ash: maybe, there’s usually a pretty long line.
a place where tons of d-ck sniffing fort builders spend their time doing two things:
1 – playing soggy biscuit
2 – making urban dictionary posts about how bad ehs is because their jealous
woodberry forest guy – “dude you go to ehs?”
ehs guy – “yeah”
woodberry guy – “can i suck your d-ck?”
ehs guy – “what the f-ck. are you gay?”
woodberry guy – “yeah….”
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