Woodcock
yeah, whatever, it’s my last name. so what? it’s not like true or anything. and no! i don’t get splinters or do i know what type of wood is it. jeeze! give me a break. everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. kids can be so cruel. but i have to admit thanks to my last name i am a little more popular, thanks!
planning teacher: ok everyone, i want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:woodc-ck
planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:woodc-ck
planning teacher: lolzz rofl rofl!!
1.one that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.an -sshole; a d-ck; pr-ck
student with learning disability-“2+2=5”.
teacher-“wrong douchbag take a lap”
student#2-“wow what a f-cking woodc-ck”
a sh-r-bird that lives in forests, the american woodc-ck is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male’s chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.
cool fact:
the male american woodc-ck gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. a female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
woodc-ck birds are easy to spot, they’re the ones with short legs and a long p-ck-r.
a mixed breed of peac-cks and woodp-ck-rs.
the woodc-ck was pretty!
the last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. the first name of the alias is usually richard
“hi i called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name woodc-ck, first name richard
the sort of person who at a party whilst alone on a landing might flash about their small d-ck
“look, that guy has a bit of a woodc-ck””well at least he hasn’t got it out on the landing….oh….he has”
1. a person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. getting a splinter in your d-ck.
“that annie is such a woodc-ck, especially if neighbours is on.”
“man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodc-cked.”
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