woodcocking


the act of inserting an erect p-n-s into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.
i have been woodc-cking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

oh sh-t you just got woodc-cked!
1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the television series ’til death)
maia: we have a test tomorrow and 3 -ssignments in english cl-ss.
alyssa: are you freakin’ woodc-cking me right now?!?!
skye skye: haha! i get the reference. lol xd!!!!111!!!!

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