Wooden Bridge
this is whereby two men (not having to be gay) place their fully erect p-n-s’ bell end to bell end, creating a “bridge”, they then have a mouse run across it.
person 1: “hey can you get that mouse to me”
person 2: “yeah but only by mean of wooden bridge”
person 1: ” okay…”
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