Wooden computer
a very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.
zomg the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??
when a persons computer loads so slowly in a game that his computer is said to be made from a substance uncapable of conducting electricity such as wood.
the substance can also be subst-tuted with another substance more cheap then wood eg. african mud bricks
originates from computer games with servers where players must wait for everyone to connect before the game can start. the player who loads last is said to have a wooden computer.
-everyones loaded except dave-
nerd 1 : wow dave as such a wooden computer
nerd 2 : yea totally made from 100 year old wood from africa
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