wooden driver
a specialist antique driver used by world cl-ss golfers. specifically designed to send an agonising recoil up through your hands when contact is made with the ball (which isn’t very often due to the ergonomic putter head) recommended for ranges of 150 yards and under. great for pee rollers and low drives.
john “are you jealous of my wooden driver?”
andrew “yes…” (he replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)
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