Wooden Sofa
occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a “wooden sofa” and are gross.
man 1- “hey dude, lemme’ sleep on that couch for the night
man 2- “no don’t do that, it’s a wooden sofa”
man 1- “f-ggot dogs”
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