wooden window waxing
the act of having s-x with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. after a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to sh-t profusely against the window’s gl-ss. the man then moves on to the “waxing” which consists of rubbing the poo all around the gl-ss in a circular motion with the woman’s -ss. the ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice “wooden wax” shine to it.
jeremy: “hey alex, let’s go wooden window waxing at the local stop and shop!”
alex: “what a splendid idea, let’s go!”
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