Wooderson
a term devoloped through the manliness of david wooderson (dazed and confused 1993). upon completion of a manly momment or statement, bowing and taking a knee with one hand above head in a triumphant fashion, and saying “wooderson”.
joe: “bro, i brought that heffer chic home lastnight and tossed it in her, after getting booted from the bar”
jim: “man she was big, but at least you got laid”
joe: “wooderson” (progression into stance)
a douche bag that continues to date high school girls, even though he failed to graduate 10 years ago. this person also does not pay child support or even attempt to see their children.
your baby daddy is a wooderson.
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