Woodhatch


woodhatch is a council estate on the outskirts of reigate, south east england, rife with more little sihts then kerry katona’s toilet. its full of chavs and has gotten even worse since the building of the skate park in reigate hence it’s not a very nice place to be say or night. to the west is bordering south park which is just was worse and so chavs and little sh-ts are shared between the two areas.
if you dont want to walk into a burbary 12 year old whos gonna put a plastic fork to your throat to steal your mars bar wrapper…dont go there.
noramal kid; look at this group of 20 odd little kids
kids; oi blud you startin’ ? you want me and my bois to shank you ?

nrmal kid; urm ?

kids; you get me ?

-rape-

guy1; you wanna get a kabab ?
guy2; nah mate, not in woodhatch, id rather eat my own sh-t its healthier.

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