Woodinville
woodinville, washington. northeast of seattle, suburban area. lots of starbucks and suvs. wealthy area good for parents to raise their children. woodinville is a nice city. lots of good looking girls, cool guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.
“woodinville has ‘h-lla’ hot girls.”
“it’s true”
“some of them are easy too”
a small town near seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100’s of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper cl-ss families that think they’re thuggety thug. plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.
desperate housewife: “hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22’s, ghetto blasting california love? are you sure it was a good idea to move to woodinville.”
rich doctor husband: “no worries dear, that’s just the son of the town dentist, he’s under the impression he’s black”
desperate housewife: “i think i’ll f-ck him while you’re not home”
rich doctor husband: “werd”
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