woodland creature
1) the name for a man of ambiguous s-xuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that’s just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. it can be used to refer to a man who seems h-m-s-xual but is heteros-xual.
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2) a man of slight build with a large p-n-s
1) cindy: i would like to have s-x with that bohemian man over there but i’m not sure whether he is straight.
simon: i had s-x with the woodland creature but he cried so he’s straight.
cindy: that does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) cindy: how tall are you?
simon: 160cm
cindy: how big is your p-n-s?
simon: 8 inches
cindy: you are such a woodland creature!
the hardest m-th- f-ckas to ever walk out of the fruity -ss town eastchesterr. trust me these n-gg-s are nutsss… i heard they sewed some n-gg-s -sshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta -ss n-gg-s..pbs
hardbody woodland creatures
a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods
ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit…ooh especially when ur naked
a feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her v-g-n-!!
“aaah holyfrickenf-ck! there is a woodland creature in my vag!”
a woodland creature is something that comes from the depths of the crunkedout forest. its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.
there is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a bmw on a late sat-rday night out. even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
“look at those woodland creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on mysp-ce!”
“omg, i have never seen anything as hideous as the woodland creatures of 280”
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