Woodpeckered
when a male is extremely awful at s-x/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his d-ck/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodp-ck-r pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.
girl 1 “so how was s-x with jared last night?”
girl 2 “do not even ask, he woodp-ck-red me all night and i felt zero pleasure”
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the act of a high heel shoe being used to -ssault someone. using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.
in the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl’s high heel on our friends forehead. hence, he got “woodp-ck-red”.
the creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. turning the corner, he noticed the woodp-ck-r that struck him before.
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