woodstock dick


a woodstock d-ck is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival i’m archival photos.
random hippy chick: hey peace man you’re really groovy . it takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a woodstock d-ck

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