woodwind section


the section who tends to play the quietest or the loudest. there’s no in between. this section involves flute to bari sax. with reeds,double reeds and mouth pieces, this group can be powerful or scared. typically better at sight reading than the br-ss section combined, and has more solos in sheet music.
flute player: hey, did you hear that oboe player today in cl-ss,

saxophone player: heck yeah! he/she sounded amazing on her solo.

clarinet player: but what about that bari sax sound??? that was awesome!!!
oboe/b-ssoon player:who stepped on my reed?!?!?!?!
band director: that woodwind section sounded awesome on our songs today! they can leave early.

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