woof machine


a very noisy, constantly barking dog.
john, i don’t mind your german shepherd, but will you please put a muzzle on that beagle? he’s a regular woof machine. that d-mn barking of his keeps me up every night!

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    a plump, fat, big woman who probably has a gross ugly huge fat v-g-n-. ‘whoa those are your moms sisters? they are all so fat and ugly!” “yeah, i call them the woof puss sisters!”

  • Woo hews

    news worthy of a homer simpson, “woo hoo!” my woo hews is that i got a raise today.

  • woopdefuckindoo

    like whoop de doo but sarcastic and unenthuasiastic “i p-ssed my test..yay!” “woopdef-ckindoo mate!!” or “my hamster died!!” “woopdef-ckindoo!”

  • woplauv

    a group of super awesome christian teenagers sitting so bored they are making up words on urban dictonary. rupert: oh my golly gosh! hold my pantaloons! theres a woplauv over there!!! i must join them to soak up their awesomeness like a strange girl in a bath of wine.

  • wop monkey

    an insult similar to douchebag or pr-ck that is usually used between friends in a joking manner. “whats up you god d-mn wop monkey.”


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