Woofy Cooker


“a term used to describe a girl with a smelly c-nt/v-g-n-“.

this term is often -ssociated with females that have bad v-g-n-l hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the v-g-n- region, generally of the off fish variety. if a girl has a woofy cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral s-x (this condition does not hinder recieving).

it is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more pr-ne to suffer from this condition.
1) “i bet that chick has a woofy cooker”.

2) “i went down on that chick i picked up last night…..woofy cooker”.

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