wooies


what you say to someone when you realise they fancy someone. usually done whilst shimmying into other person’s shoulder, almost knocking them over.
me: spose you like serjie.
artemis: spose i do, do i?
me: wooies! -shimmies and pokes-
a designated damsel, that has been targeted by a “humble player” to be wooed, to the final effect of a full swoon.

this can be done in many ways, including the art of sensual m-ssage, enticement of fulfilment and bondage to a chair.

wooies are particularly drawn to badgers, and are known to enjoy the company of many a humble player.
a lady wooie the designated target

the art of wooing to woo

badger p-rn

to make a lady swoon

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