wookie

a lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. when they’re not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they’re selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. they stand for nothing and care about n-body else. (not to be confused with a hippie. a hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. hippies often shower and have jobs.)
yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.

chewbaka takes smiling lessons
m-ssive, dark, hairy, screaming waste matter discharged through the -n-s.
boogie: where you goin’ lamar?
lamar: i gotta go crank out a big, brown, wrought-iron wookie, boogie.
anybody with a lot of body hair.
burt reynolds is a total wookie.
the b-lls of hair that collect or gather and build up on the floor. they will often become entangled around feet or stuck to sweaters. wet wookies will sometimes clog the shower drain.
“chrissy was so drunk she p-ssed out on the floor and snuggled with the wookies”
a hairy yet modernized human being that commonly is seen in the western most regions of washington. a gentle creature by nature but tends to get a little erratic when it overindulges itself with its favorite foods. it’s diet consist mainly of a blend barley with hops. if you see this creature be cautious as to whether you should provide him with these items. they will commonly respond to the name of richard pulliam but be very wary of this creature when inebriated.
pulliam is a wookie
a certain brand of cookie that is very chewie.
“this wookie cookie is a little chewie”
someone that is very tall with long hair and an unkempt beard
i did it all for the wookie

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