wooly mammoth
when girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!
d-mn erin walker and kristine mattiace are such wooly mammoth! shave your cooter. tame that sh-t.
when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your b-tt hairs trumpet in their face.
“dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!”
a mother effin hairy elephant
oh look a wooly mammoth
when a guy shaves his p-b-s and all the hair gets stuck to his d-ck.
person 1:omg bro, i shaved my p-b-s yesterday and i got a total wooly mammoth!!
person 2: why the f-ck would would you tell me that.
a gigantic, hairy p-n-s.
tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he’s got a freaking wooly mammoth!
a very unattractive and fat person. usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.
kyle: hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
jason: let me see!
kyle: just received it, take a look!
jason:….she looks like a wooly mammoth!
kyle: ftw
a very hairy animal; devon
corey: wooly mammoth!
kevin and evan: hahaha
devon: stoppppppp
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