woonee
the piece of a unicorn’s horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. if captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. if a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner
a person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier
bill: “omg dude you’re flying!”
larry: “yeah i know! i just ate a woonee!!]
the population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated new york city
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