wootmas


the day your woot! bag of cr-p arrives via fedex.
i’m so excited! fedex tracking says my bag of cr-p is coming today! it’s beginning to feel a lot like wootmas!

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    (n) a combination of the words “word” and “combination.” “worbination” is itself a worbination. “bompisode” is also a worbination.

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    a term used for something that const-tutes a word better than “cool,” but not quite deserving of the word “awesome.” sally: “i just bought a new pair of blue kangaroos.” betty: “cooella deville.” sally: “what?”

  • cool by association

    adj. achieving a higher social status through -ssociation with a popular person. these people will never rise to the same social status as those they emulate. they are invited to “cool people” social functions, however, if they bring someone of the opposite s-x with them they must be of the same social status. this is […]

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    started year 8 as an emo, then they tried to be scene. failing at that they started their own style. with a life soundtrack of jur-ssic 5 and sabrepulse they wear regular fit jeans, cheap windbreaker copies and nike dunks. with a dry sense of humour and an unrecognisable sarcasm all they say is “your […]

  • Coonpa

    giving your partner a unibrow with the tip of your filthy p-n-s after -n-l s-x. a variation of the dirty sanchez. marcos was dismayed when he looked in the mirror and saw the giant c–npa on his face from mike the night before.


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