woozle
a creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of winnie the pooh. visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of rabbit’s mushrooms.
“oh bother. rabbit, i ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. my rumbly tumbly hurts, and i’m scared i’ll be attacked by a woozle.”
when you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.
haha dude go woozle frank… hes sitting right there!
1. a furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.
2. also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk -ss.
you’re the cutest wittle woozle ever! or
stop being such a woozlehead!
a long eared mother f-ckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has s-xual fetish encounters with silly putty.
the woozle made a friendly approach to the 4 year old transvest-te while munchin a c-ck
a seedy, weedy, doughy man. often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.
look at that woozle! i bet he’s off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.
(verb) to fossick purposefully and with enthusiasm, head down tail up
we woozled through the second-hand bookshop for hours
the guy/gal in the office that does a bit of everything: web design, fixing the copier, making coffee, calming the boss down, showing the new guy how to use that sodding paper clip in ms office.
harry: the copier is broken again!
george: go see domz he’s the woozle.
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