Wopcock
a short, italian man; and/or his small p-n-s. due to decent genetics and a healthy dose of his grandma’s money, a wopc-ck is frequently able to disrobe his friend’s girlfriends, wives, and many other women he encounters. however, after the deed is done… these women realize they’ve been reeled in by a wopc-ck. they are utterly unsatisfied with his small genitalia, poor technique, and general inability to induce an -rg-sm in anyone other than himself. also known to have incredibly small b-lls.
“hey, wopc-ck. it’s cool that you f-cked my girlfriend… i was just over on oakthorpe beating it up.”
stranger: “dude, i can’t believe your women slept with adam.”
john, derrick, ricky & mike simultaneously: “joke’s on them, all they got was a wopc-ck & peab-lls!!”
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