Wopness Monster
a raging italian-american. signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of italian curse words, has an italian last name, and is at least 50% italian. can be used affectionately or offensively. derived from wop and lochness monster. see also: dago, guido, guinea.
randy: everyone, meet the wopness monster
dan: hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
brad: hey dan, go suck on a meatball!
dan: sure thing buddy–hey wait a minute!
brad: hahaha!!
dan: hey yanno what! andate tutti a ‘fanculo!!
randy: what a guido
brad: you said it.
a raging italian-american. signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of italian curse words, has an italian last name, and is at least 50% italian. can be used affectionately or offensively. derived from wop. see also: dago, guido, guinea.
randy: everyone, meet the wopness monster
dan: hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
brad: hey dan, go suck on a meatball!
dan: sure thing buddy–hey wait a minute!
brad: hahaha!!
dan: hey yanno what! andate tutti a ‘fanculo!!
randy: what a guido
brad: you said it.
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