Worcester Milkshake
(n) when one takes the udder of a cow, places it inside their r-ct-m, and then strokes the udder of the cow, thus filling their -n-l cavity with fresh milk.
man: i had an amazing worcester milkshake last night.
man’s friend: wow, you must really have a high level of trust in your cow.
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