worcesterized
the wretched condition to which all residents of worcester, ma eventually succ-mb. symptoms include jibberish and non-sense speech patterns, an increasingly aluminum foil-centered wardrobe, and frequent trips to watch the sharks. note: time to worcesterization is different for all new residents, and is negatively correlated with the number of his/her worcesterized friends/co-workers.
it took lj about 6 years to become worcesterized after moving to worcester, ma. now he wears his socks on his hands and uses them to talk to himself and his co-workers. matt works with lj and just moved to worcester. he will be worcesterized in no-time.
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