word bruise
an injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. weeping ( ocular, v-g-n-l or -n-l)
if you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
common treatments for word bruises are;
face diapers, phen-barbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
why are you walking funny?
i have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said i look fat in this dress.
you do!
now i have a word bruise on my v-g-n-! it feels like its full of sand!
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