Word Lottery
when a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won’t shut the f-ck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. the fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. they have to talk like they just won the lottery – the word lottery that is. they will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake english accents etc… they spend words like they won’t be on the planet tomorrow. you fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.
she just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. did she just win the word lottery? does she have to spend every f-cking word she owns today? will she just shut up and save something for another day?
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