Wordagraphing
slurring words into a whole paragraph formation.
this sounds just like drunkanese but without the alcohol. it’s a pattern of speech that is slurred and sounds almost like growling. it usually comes out of an older male that has previously spent many hours of his life in a bar. he is used to this pattern of speech and is, oddly enough, stuck in this style without drinking.
if you have ever typed without using a sp-cebar and read it aloud, this is what wordagraphing sounds like.
it takes me awhile to decipher wordagraphing. tom called me and asked, “heydoyouwannagooutforluchnextweek?” i sat in a delay as i processed the sounds i heard, trying to figure out the breaks in his words.
tom is a wordagrapher.
the person who wordagraphs gets a lot of these responses, “huh?”, “come again?”, “what?”, “please?”, “i don’t know”, “one more time?”, “excuse me?”.
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